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Issue 2 - New World Order

Today, you sit in front of your computer, reading this.
Tomorrow, the world will not be as you see it today.
And we are the team, the force, the brilliance that will bring about this change.
By tomorrow, we will have changed the course of this universe.
The destiny of this planet.
The future of the human race.
The existence of life as we know it.
The gods will look down at this planet and shudder, for this race would have done the unthinkable.
It will have moulded its own destiny.
Starting tomorrow, you will have no more Pepsi, Apple, Microsoft, Colgate, Nike.
The answer is simple.
You will only have Munni.

Anywhere, everywhere.
There will be no more USA or Africa or Venezuela.
No more nukes, no more armageddon, no more doomsday.
The world will be one.
United.
Governed by Munni.


Kidding.

Maybe.

Big Bong Theory

Thought for the day - If you can't take the heat, don't set yourself on fire.

Munchy of the day - Duritos.

Asli Mard ft. Tharun Bhascker

Unveiling the official Asli Mard logo, courtesy Tharun.

Epic.

Politically Incorrect

Thought for the day - "He who laughs last, didn't get it"

Munchy of the day - DynaBites.

Call of duty

Thought for the day - "Be as vivid as your hallucinations"

Munchy of the day - Blueberry cheesecake

You're gonna go far, kid

Thought for the day - "Rumors go in one ear and out of many mouths"

Munchy of the day - Apple pie.

Ummm Sucka! :D

Thought for the day - "If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left."

Munchy of the day - Chocolate wafers.

Enter Asli Chuha

Thought for the day - "The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist."

Munchy of the day - Strawberry jelly.

Shakespeare said - What's in a name?

Thought for the day- "You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala."

Munchy of the day- Mozzarella Sticks (yum)

Super Wise Me

Who we are.

A burlesque interpretation of a modern day Mard(English Translation: Male or Man or Macho) which came into being from a random facebook conversation, is what this blog is about.
And if you are in any way mistaken- what this blog isn't about is boisterous boys showcasing displays of male chauvinism. Nor are we glorifying that kind of kibosh. In fact one third of our original team is female. Honestly, she is also better than the female in your team.
"Hah, a team it seems. Hello Mellow Fellow is a team!" you'll say and you'll laugh; now we don't want to call ourselves 'G-Unit' and pop a bullet through your pelvic girdle, do we?

We are also not making fun of anyone or anything with our material, but when we decide to do so we'll let you know. All we are doing is having some fun, using the gift of satire and bringing the words 'Mock Dignity' back in business.

So sit back, roll a joint(and then light it), feel yourself getting high, listen to some good music, hog on some good food, watch some porn if you have to; but forget not to bring your ass to this site every once in a while. If you are lucky enough we might just knock on your window and shout "We bring the ruckus!"

If you think we lack manners, finesse, respect for others, cojones or any thing for that matter, please let us know.


Click here, if you are an 'Asli Mard'.

Hahaha...kidding.


Thought for the day- "You are so sweet, i could eat you up like jam"

Munchy of the day- 'Nutella Pancakes'- It had to be the first one! :D